A stoat and a bag of Purina Stoat Chow.
A blank wall and a can of spray paint.
A secret and a trip to Radio shack.
Some Halloween candy and a scary Rudy Giuliani mask.
Coleslaw and Guacamole
A pregnancy test and a shotgun.
A seven-course dinner and a bathroom scale.
A new puppy and 32 days.
An angry cat and a transfusion.
New sneakers and a basketball court.
(Squeak squeak!)
A ride in my car and a little red hat.
A bowler hat and a British Army revolver.
A rather good forum and a thread that just won’t die.
A pit bull and a bag of snakes.
A flawless tuxedo and a martini - shaken, not stirred.
A tuxedo and a pair of brown shoes.
A yawn and a handshake.
A crown of garlic and an Altoid.
A hangover and a bottle of Excedrin.
Santa’s helper and an eggnog!