Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A Christmas stocking and an Elf on the Shelf.

Hyperbole and alliteration

A warm fire and a snuggle.

A head cold and a box of Kleenex.

A sneeze and a ‘bless you’

A “thank you” and another sneeze.

a tissue and a chapstick

A crime spree and a get out of jail free card

A bluegrass band and a banjo.

a fresh roll and a fan

A bowl of chicken soup and a spoon.

A background check and a drive by.

A seven-course dinner and some stretchy pants.

A Twinkie and a foam popsicle.

A silly thread and persistent posters

A fun thread and a game.

A dinner and an invitation to spend the night.

A pigeon and a coop to fly from.

A painting and a wall to hang it on.

A pale Moon and a desert town to be stuck in.