Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A full moon and empty arms.

A burning sun and sunscreen

A live turkey and a very sharp knife.

A beginner and a sinner.

A pigeon with a sombero on and a taco

A taco with a sombrero on and a pigeon.

A homing instinct and a map

A trip to Venice and a million pigeons.

A third wheel and a chaperone!

A Wedding and a Funeral.

Love and eventual heartache!

A rebound and a let down

A pinch on the ass and the chance to slap me.

a sob story and a tall tale.

A relationship and a Dear John letter.

A smokey moment and a stranger

A dive bar and a pick- up line

An heir and a spare.

A NDA and a backstage pass

A winter home and a snow shovel.