A bushel and a peck.
A very dull turkey and a very sharp knife.
A cold shoulder and a physical therapist
A slope and kiss blown.
A bottle of Minoxidil and a comb.
A sighting and a little thrill.
An itch and a scratch.
A scofflaw and a blow up doll
A new job and a 3-piece suit.
A kit and a kaboodle
A “before” and an “after”.
A cat scratch and a fever
A pussy and a whip.
A bottled blonde and a genie
A wink and a nod.
A spared rod and a spoiled child.
A friend in need and a friend indeed.
A lap cat and a wifi password
A dead monkey and a black banana.
A Wallaby and a Crikey.