Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A bushel and a peck.

A very dull turkey and a very sharp knife.

A cold shoulder and a physical therapist

A slope and kiss blown.

A bottle of Minoxidil and a comb.

A sighting and a little thrill.

An itch and a scratch.

A scofflaw and a blow up doll

A new job and a 3-piece suit.

A kit and a kaboodle

A “before” and an “after”.

A cat scratch and a fever

A pussy and a whip.

A bottled blonde and a genie

A wink and a nod.

A spared rod and a spoiled child.

A friend in need and a friend indeed.

A lap cat and a wifi password

A dead monkey and a black banana.

A Wallaby and a Crikey.