Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A quokka and a koala.

Klompen and a Dutch cap

A fever and a thermometer.

A desert visit and a cactus.

An altoid or a mentos

A Greek islands cruise and a bottle of sunscreen.

A Shake’nBake and a potato flake

A tossed salad and a trampoline.

A hoot and a holler

A puppy and a pooper scooper.

double post

tix to the car show and a test drive

A beach towel and a phone call.

A trip to China and a deadly virus.

A bicycle built for two and the back seat.

A bmw and a sidecar

A conviction and a Presidential pardon.

A handshake and a consolation prize.

A puppy and a box of wee-wee pads.

A box of candy and a broken heart (:()