Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A dozen long-stem red roses and a rose allergy (:()

A taco and a belly ache

A belly ache and something to complain about.

Pepto bismol and a pink mustache

A pink mustache and a funny grin.

A funny grin and tickets to see ‘The Joker’

Tickets to see ‘The Joker’ and a bag of greasy popcorn.

A Chocolate Monkey and a Rocket Booster.

A rocket booster and a bag of marbles.

A high and a low.

A walk in the park and a foot race

An old turntable and an olive branch.

A chair and lunch.

An old carburetor and a stale ham sandwich.

A hold my beer and a watch this!

A full dumpster and a family of raccoons.

A weasle and a snug hidey hole!

A quokka and a tummy rub.

A back scratch and a toe tickle

A trip to France and a croque monsieur.