Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A new Democratic President and a whole lotta cleaning up to do.

A fast and a furious

A corona virus and a trip to the ER.

A useless mask and an ill-informed feeling of safety.

A-one and A-two and a-

A promising future in politics and a ticket back to South Bend.

A case of Turtle Wax and a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat!

A litter of puppies and a 2020 wall calendar.

AN uber and a mystery meet-up

A magic flute and a barber.

A pat on the head and a crunchy dog biscuit.

A Girl Scout cookie and a glass of milk.

A wiggle in the walk and a giggle in the talk.

A jigsaw puzzle and an old saw.

A ruler and a time limit

A coming out party and a toaster.

A sunrise over Lake Huron and a sunset over Lake Michigan

A box of Kleenex and an allergy shot.

A tub of ice and a missing kidney.

A Meezer and another meezer.