Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A leaf pile and a rake

A Wise Man and another Wise Man and another Wise Man.

A face mask and a social distance.

A glass of wine and a hug from a teddy bear.

A cough and a panic.

An urge and no toilet paper.

A thirst and no bottled water, just the tap water that tastes like Clorox and iodine.

A leprechaun and no pot-o’-gold

An old B&W TV and a rerun of I Love Lucy.

Ricky Ricardo and a Latin beat.

Lucy Ricardo and a harebrained scheme.

Lucy and sky of diamonds.

A diamond and a girl’s best friend.

A dog and a man’s best friend.

A cat and a box to sit in.

A canary and a song in the air.

A canary and a coal mine.

A daughter and a town called Butcher Holler.

Six other kids and black lung disease.

A country singer and a twang.