A twig, a twin and a twombone.
Twelve and an extra.
(Bakers dozen)
A horrible disease and a painful cure.
A ventilator and some oxygen.
A breathing tube and a prayer.
A hymn and a blessing.
A gift and a surprise.
A year older and joint pain.
A disability permit and a walker.
Another day older and deeper in debt.
-“BB”-
A premium movie channel and nothing to watch.
A tv remote and some dead batteries.
A handful of crackers and a can of squirt cheese.
A face mask and fogged-up glasses.
Fattened up and shaken down
A philosopher and a comedian
You fly and I buy.
A key fob and 101 years.
A ten-year sentence and a presidential pardon.
Red high heels and a catwalk.