A mail-in ballot and a recommendation on who to vote for.
A pregnant cat, followed by 19 kittens, 15 of them alive. :eek:
A free lifetime supply of kitty litter and some allergy tablets
A listing in Guinness and a litter scooper the size of a snow shovel.
A hot cuppa and morning joe
a beautiful conversationalist and a witty comedian
A pandemic and a canary in a coal mine.
A string cheese incident and a widespread panic!
A serving of baked beans and an ass trumpet.
A can of Lysol and a tums
A contactless-delivered pizza and a can of Clorox Wipes.
A DIY bidet and an economy-size carton of Preparation H.
A Siamese cat and a Vet appointment for spaying.
Another Siamese cat and two elephants, conjoined at their trunks.
Iforgot to mention, a deaf ear and a blind eye.
A Masked Singer and Bad TV.
(Is it sad that I like this show?)
A bad haircut and a free car wash.
A deaf eye and a blind ear.
A moon dance and a domino.
A sun dance and a film festival.