Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A mail-in ballot and a recommendation on who to vote for.

A pregnant cat, followed by 19 kittens, 15 of them alive. :eek:

A free lifetime supply of kitty litter and some allergy tablets

A listing in Guinness and a litter scooper the size of a snow shovel.

A hot cuppa and morning joe

a beautiful conversationalist and a witty comedian

A pandemic and a canary in a coal mine.

A string cheese incident and a widespread panic!

A serving of baked beans and an ass trumpet.

A can of Lysol and a tums

A contactless-delivered pizza and a can of Clorox Wipes.

A DIY bidet and an economy-size carton of Preparation H.

A Siamese cat and a Vet appointment for spaying.

Another Siamese cat and two elephants, conjoined at their trunks.

Iforgot to mention, a deaf ear and a blind eye.

A Masked Singer and Bad TV.

(Is it sad that I like this show?)

A bad haircut and a free car wash.

A deaf eye and a blind ear.

A moon dance and a domino.

A sun dance and a film festival.