Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A beach blanket and a submarine race

A water balloon and an echo chamber.

A Hotair balloon ride and a lot of hotair.

A windbag and another politician.

A Hoppin John and a Jucy Lucy.

A Chicken Little and a Loosey Goosey

Clouds and a falling sky

Nightfall and daybreak.

A twisted sister and a night ranger

A Twizzler and a Lone Ranger

A hot tamale and a hubba bubba

A cheesy greeting card and a text message.

A moon pie and a devil dog

A film about the Metropolitan Opera House and a sleepy cat.

400 children and a crop in the field

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A little monster and a trip to the cornfield.

A dog show and a best in show.

A cat show and a ton of allergy pills.

A gentleman and a scholar.

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A lady and a gentleman.