Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A gentleman Jack and a Jack the lass

An Officer and a Gentleman.

A whiskey and a go-go

A sunrise and a sunset.

A spaghetti and a meatball

A baseball and a bat.

A life line and a row boat

A fishing pole and a bobbing bobber.

A bobblehead of Dr. Fauci and one of Dr. Birx.

a hidden staircase and an abandoned crypt

A scary movie and an X-large popcorn.

A stack of firewood and a can of deet.

An accordion and the score for “Lady of Spain”.

A crappy playlist and good head phones.

A good playlist and crappy head phones.

Sweet talk and a sleepless night.

Hot sex and a sleepless night.

A busy night and a tired morning.

dinner at a nice restaurant and stuck leaving the tip.

-“BB”-

A lonely dinner out, six feet from other diners.