Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

Eating all meals at home and a tired menu.

A sink full of dirty dishes and trash that needs to be taken out.

A cricket invasion and a centipede in the shower.

^^A eek and a ewww! :eek:

A pet cricket and a pet centipede, in tiny cages.

An empty critter cage and a step ladder

A cat asleep at your feet and cat puke to clean up.

Black leggings and Cat hair.

A t-bone steak and an a-line dress.

A B-side and a dance.

A watusi and a mashed potato.

A twist and a shout

A loco-motion and a funky chicken.

A turn and a cha-cha-cha

A warrior and a worrier.

A wanderer and a wonderer.

A smoke and a toke

A bloke and a joke.

A pit and a pendulum:smack:

A stuffed nose and a hanky.