A humidifier and a neti pot.
A redesigned message board and a growing headache.
A closed thread with 10,000 posts and a new one.
A smilie for everything and no error messages
A 10,000 post maximum and a 4-character minimum. 
New thread games and the same players😊
A smile and a cheery wave.
A thumb on nose and wavy fingers.
A sneer and a Bronx cheer.
A boo and a hiss.
A rotten tomato and a walk out
Four, no, five curtain calls and a standing O!
What a two-bit answer.
A boyfriend and a girlfriend.
A meow and a purr.
A cat and a hat.
Some green eggs and a nice slice of ham.
A nest egg and Milton Berle.
A corncob pipe and a button nose.
A pipedream and a daydream.
A dreamboat and a wet dream.