Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A @discobot and a stalker.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Aaaackkkk!

An unwanted robopost and a reasonable response.

A dejà vu and a here we go again.

A dejà vu and a here we go again.

@discobot fortune and a palm read

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot display help

He lies!!!

Jerk!

Oh yeah, play the game @beckdawrek.

Here goes:
A big Jerk and a lie

Jerk chicken and ackee

Vacation on Jamaica and a slight sunburn.

Hey don’t be Mean to @discobot

Becks that’s so unlike you! Make up now. Go on.

A make up kiss and a hug.

A bear hug and a bearskin rug.

Bare skin and a sunburn

A soothing lotion and a friendly hand to rub it in.

An erotic desire and a friendly hand to satisfy it.

A streetcar named desire and a ticket to ride.