Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A jet plane to leave on and country roads to take you home.

Rocky Mountains and a high.

A Denver omelette and some Mountain Dew.

Some moonshine and a fast car.

A freaky ol’ lady and a genuine Indian guru.

A “throwaway” senior and staying alive just for spite.

Two Australian officers and a firing squad.

My poor old grey-haired daddy and a lot of little teenage blue-eyed groupies.

A corrupt French cop and a hasty departure from a North African city.

Tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

A dying billionaire and a long-neglected sled.

Lynne Guini and Clem Sauce.

Cold spaghetti and a tummy ache.

A white sport coat and a pink crustacean.

A yellow sponge and a Krusty Crab.

Wine bottles filled with uranium ore and a quick escape down the front steps.

Trees swayin’ in the summer breeze and soft kisses on a summer’s day.

A pair of cool sunglasses and the ability to dodge bullets in slo-mo.

A speeding bullet and a powerful locomotive.

A pair of tights and a lump of kryptonite.