A heartache and a total eclipse of the heart.
(After you stop dating me, that is.)
Hotwings and heartburn
A corndog and too much sodium.
$37 and a Jap guitar.
A cat asleep at your feet and a 5-pack of catnip mice.
A radio blastin’ and the Bird dog on…
A two-pack habit and a motel tan.
A loaded shotgun and an impromptu ride in the trunk of a U.S. Marshals Service car.
A shotgun and a cry of “Kiww da wabbit!”
A hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill.
A boombox and a really fast car.
Endless fireworks and a scared cat.
A quill pen and a pair of dueling pistols.
Some smooth jazz and a bottle of pineapple “Hint”.
Loud Rock and Roll and Teen spirit deodorant
A quiet house and some alone time.
A heartfelt farewell and two letters of transit.
A sloop and a letter of marque.
A Royal Navy captain and a ship’s surgeon/naturalist/spy.
A Royal Navy captain and his brother the traitor.