Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

An Austro-Hungarian Navy submarine Captain and his seven children.

A tricorder and a communicator.

A transporter and an escape pod.

A shuttle craft and a phaser.

A racecar and a helmet.

A submarine and a truckload of yellow paint.

A glass of water and every item in this thread that panache45 has mentioned.

A luxury jet and two pole-dancing flight attendants.

A ride on Air Force One and an invisibility cloak.

A hoverboard and a sore Achilles tendon.

A red Fokker Dr.I and a doghouse.

A memorable visit to a Stuttgart art gallery and some beautiful chamber music.

A performance of the opera The Nose and a puzzling look on your face.

ear plugs and opera glasses

A goldfish and a misplaced wallet.

A princess and a pea.

a daisy crown and a foil trident

A trident and an eyepatch: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) - Dinner With Ruprecht Scene (6/12) | Movieclips - YouTube

A no-show thunderstorm and a dry lawn.

A stump speech and a colorful palmcard.