Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A late night and an early morning.

A clerk and a bar.

A fedora and a bullwhip.

rhythm and music. Who could ask for anything more?

The Ark of the Covenant and top men.

A goose and some sauce.

An annoying little kid and a podrace.

A phantom menace and a pit tootsie

A paintball gun and a polar bear.

A ball bearing and a polar cup

A spaceship and a Bowman’s wolf.

A mosquito bite and a unicorn.

Corn on the cob and a tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”

A lightsaber and a beautiful young senator.

A sword and some sorcery.

A shave, a haircut and 25¢.

A bucketful of lava and a medidroid.

A sunfish on a sunny day and 13 knot winds

Two droids and a glass of blue milk.

A laser sword and a Cheddar monk.