Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A tauntaun ride and a new cyborg hand.

An ice planet and a crossword clue.

A desert cruise gone awry and some Force lightning.

A scented candle and a bad smell in the house.

Zip, nada, turn that around:

A bad smell in the house and a scented candle.

A ballot and an “I VOTED” sticker.

A tramp and a bidet.

A zoom date and a safe word

A Coke and a smile.

A fragmentary starmap and a sleek black shuttlecraft.

A moose and a squirrel.

Mysterious scurrying sounds from the attic and nothing there.

A casino visit and a cute robot.

A cloak and a dagger.

A Sith wayfinder and two wet feet.

A hook, a line, and a sinker.

A visit to Wo & Shade and a selection of exotic offworld pets.

A visit to Kyger’s and a selection of exotic offworld pets.

An old NASA probe and a nasty transporter accident.

A clue to your origin and a meeting with your evil twin.

A set of videotapes with all the episodes of Twin Peaks, and an autograph from David Lynch.