Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

Four knights and a turbulent priest.

A hardcover edition of A Tale of Two Cities and a nasty little alien critter as a “pet.”

Little trees growing where they don’t belong and a nice day in which to remove them.

A visit to a forbidden planet and a reunion with an old friend.

A performance of La Traviata and a box of Kleenex.

A phoenix and a carpet.

A Zoidberg and a “Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!”

A hominid and a hylobatid.

A last will and a testament.

One mynah bird and one papaya tree.

A problem and a solution.

A smoke with Mother and a shot with Pops

A frog and a prince.

An exhausting supermarket trip and a long nap.

A pushcart and a handful of pea-pins.

Chee Peng or YHOP

Leftover pasta with pesto and a stray kitten

A visit to an aquarium and some pizza eaten sideways.

A roller coaster ride and a sonic boom.

A human baby and a bereaved female great ape.