Dating me is fun. You get a _____ and a _____.

A wet nurse and a King Kong suit. :crazy_face:

A banana and one for the monkey.

A hug and a bear.

A beer and a huggie

A package of Huggies and a bassinet.

A license and a registration.

A Schubert symphony and a sleeping cat.

A bird and a baby.

A tent and a camel’s nose.

A stiff neck and a runny nose.

A redneck, white socks, and a Blue Ribbon beer.

A lawn chair and a pair of ill-fitting flip-flops.

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a lamp and genie.

Jeanie and light brown hair.

A home for the fleas, a hive for bees and a nest for birds
Hair hair hair hair hair

Jeanie and a light brown hare.

A bottled blonde genie and a tiny ham

A cul-de-sac and a U turn.

A submarine and a target.

There are two types of ships…

A new pair of sneakers and spare aglets.