I start is off with one line. Second person rhymes with mine with one line. Third poster starts a new rhyming couplet… a…also one line. And so on. I’ll start with,
I got a late start and didn’t finish my yard.
Now where did I put the gardener’s card?
(Am I doing this right? Should I supply a next first line? Or did I misunderstand the instructions?)
A train held me up on my morning commute
It caused just a momentarily dispute.
I woke with a charley-horse in my leg.
So I cut it off and replaced with a peg.
The peg made me look like a buccaneer.
So I decided to dig out my pirate gear.
I threw on me eyepatch and got me a hook.
Went to the marina for a boat which I took.
Found a parrot to perch on me shoulder
But it made me look a little older.
So I exchanged it for a large iguana.
And then I smoked some marijuana.
Tried to catch some native fauna.
Hey, let’s start a new rhyme (I know I wanna)
This toasty office feels like a sauna.
I led the charge; you can call me Bwana!
My new boss did not like that much.
But I wouldn’t ever throw a punch.