Don't Bump This Thread!

Just let it die.

Why?

Probably gunning for shortest thread. Doesn’t realize there are plenty of threads with no replies so a tie is the best to be hoped for.

The actual shortest thread is one that is never started. Plenty of those, too.

ok!

… but I wanna…

No.

bump

Don’t think about an elephant!

I got an elephant’s memory. So I’ll always remember not to bump this thread.

D’OH!

Aw! Peanuts!

Is there anything worse than the sound of a thread dying?

Yes. The Bee-Gees stayin’ alive.

I’ve killed many a thread in my day. I expect this will be no different.

There.

:smiley:

Now watch as some smartass mod comes along and says something like “if you have a problem with this thread being bumped, I can keep that from happening” - right before they lock it.

Just a matter of time, really. Remember - I called that.

Ah, but WHAT did you call it? Bob? Marie? Late for dinner?

Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

kayaker is Guy Fieri? :eek:

Well, let’s kick it up a notch!