Just let it die.
Why?
Probably gunning for shortest thread. Doesn’t realize there are plenty of threads with no replies so a tie is the best to be hoped for.
The actual shortest thread is one that is never started. Plenty of those, too.
ok!
… but I wanna…
No.
bump
Don’t think about an elephant!
I got an elephant’s memory. So I’ll always remember not to bump this thread.
D’OH!
Aw! Peanuts!
Is there anything worse than the sound of a thread dying?
I’ve killed many a thread in my day. I expect this will be no different.
There.
Now watch as some smartass mod comes along and says something like “if you have a problem with this thread being bumped, I can keep that from happening” - right before they lock it.
Just a matter of time, really. Remember - I called that.
Ah, but WHAT did you call it? Bob? Marie? Late for dinner?
Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!
kayaker is Guy Fieri? :eek:
Well, let’s kick it up a notch!