How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

So I threw the coffee pot instead

and scored a hit right on his head

So of course I was fired right there on the spot

And he didn’t even let me keep the pot.

And now I walk the lonely streets,

At least, thank God, I’ll send some ranting Tweets.

Sending out important Tweets.

Ninja’d!

BIP:

Need to find a place to sleep

and the Hilton Hotel’s price is too steep

“That trash looks soft” * falls in a heap *

of biodegradable Easter Peeps)

So there’s no place on Earth where I can rest?

Not until you’ve cleaned up this mess!

The mission over at the Bowery’s free

A cot and a hot, sounds good to me

By now the area’s all gentrified

Plus, you know, I’ve got my pride.
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My old girlfriend has a comfy couch.

Almost as good as a kangaroo pouch.

Maybe it’s because my hand is a hook?

Plus, a peg-leg, if you’d bother to look