If you’re not careful while doing that, you could go off half-cocked.
I’m sure it has its ups and downs.
A timely entry – one day before Erection Day.
After the last 4 years, I could use a stiff one.
Too bad Jeffrey Toobin isn’t on the air on erection night.
I’m just hoping the voters get that big jerk off.
The direction we’re going with these puns is starting to make us look like ding-a-lings.
We’re just enjoying a nice organ recital.
Just don’t be a dick about it.
Nuts to that!
My balls are a touchy subject.
I’m not sure if you’ll laugh or not, perhaps you need a test tickle.
Don’t stare at them; a passing glans is OK.
I have a problem with my genitals. One of my balls hangs lower than the other two
Don’t try to pawn that problem off on others.
I thought one of my balls was too far back. But it taint.
Good thing it wasn’t any farther back, it sounds like you almost wrecked 'em.
That would be cause for some deep anal lysis.
And now, this thread has officially gone down the hole.
You didn’t half to say that.