No, but he still didn’t sugar-coat things.
I find coats with big buttons fastenating.
I’m not one to pile on just any fad but Velcro has me hooked.
Keep making jokes like that and somebody’s gonna belt you one.
Sometimes, it’s best to just zip it.
Or in other words, button your lip.
Yeah, and stop buttin’ in on other peoples jokes.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems only assholes want to speak to me.
I got a butt-dialed political ad. It was for tRump.
I would not be abidin’ that.
It’s not going to be easy for Joe Biden to earn the votes of Bernie’s supporters. Not even Bernie himself could do it.
I thought Bernie’s campaign just collapsed, like it was in an earthquake. And what’s left was Bernie Rubble.
The Bernie rubble could be recycled into grit and used in sanders.
There’s a colonel of truth to that.
Which can make for some major excitement.
I prefer to keep my major excitement private.
Isn’t it bad for you to keep your emotions all capped in?
In general, yes.
But my private desires involve corporal punishment.
When I was young, I was bold enough to shave my privates using a straight razor. Nowadays, I no longer have the balls to do it.