When I went to the seashore, I saw many buoys and gulls.
If you just focus on what you sea, you’ll miss what you’ve been herring.
Which might cause you to flounder.
If you’re a musician, you might play your scales out of tuna. But that would be a fluke.
Unless you did it on porpoise.
A porpoise in an ocean of orange soda— That’s my Fanta sea.
That image is giving me a haddock.
Good Cod! Maybe try an aspirin?
Do that, and you’ll be pilloried.
I knew a guy who sold drugs. You’d think he’d have been scorned, but he was regarded as the piller of his communit y.
Is he still alive? I heard he bought the pharm.
I buy anxiolytics in bulk so I can get the Valium discount.
So I found out Viagra’s pharmaceutical name: Mycoxafloppin.
I feel much better now that I’m on that new tranquilizer Fuckitol.
I was given a powerful tranquilizer once, and they asked me to count backwards from ten. The last thing I remember is I said eight.
It doesn’t matter if your outdoor thermometer says -20 or -30. It’s just a num-brrr.
Sounds like your tongue was getting number, too.
I love the microvilli on my tongue. They’re my buds.
You must have good taste.
Aw, that was sweet.