My friend gets annoyed when I mess with his red wine. I added some fruit juice, and now he’s sangria than ever.
Chianti just get along with you?
Shiraz long as you behave.
I’m just looking at you people with a blanc look in my eyes.
This thread is full of sec puns.
Are you wining about it?
I couldn’t keep things bottled up.
Champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.
I recently attended a wine convention in upstate New York. It was the Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign.
I thought about attending the Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign, but I heard it was pretty watered down.
That was Brutal.
Just a little dry humour.
Hey, wait a sec…
“To everything, there is sauterne, sauterne, sauterne …”
That joke was for The Byrds.
Do you mean Byrds like the tern, tern, tern?
When I went to the seashore, I saw many buoys and gulls.
If you just focus on what you sea, you’ll miss what you’ve been herring.
Which might cause you to flounder.
If you’re a musician, you might play your scales out of tuna. But that would be a fluke.