A man with palm oil will often come in handy.
Would he throw a lifeline if necessary?
Depends – is he a member of a bowline league?
I’m afraid that I do knot know.
[From an old joke] – Are you a frayed knot?
I will swallow a tangled up rope right now if you dare me. I shit you knot.
There gotta be some kind of hitch to that.
The president tried to hang himself in the Oval Office last night, but the rope broke. It was a fake noose.
Don’t leave us hanging, what happened next?
These days, no noose is good noose.
Maybe we should let this one drop.
We’ll toast that with a drop of Ernest and Julio Gallo’s.
Gallo’s isn’t bad, but I’m sure some snobs will wine about it.
Aw, put a cork in it!
“Life is a cabernet, old chum…”
A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.
I used to drink Italian bubbly, but my friends said it was an Asti habit.
I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.
Just don’t keep your fillings bottled up.
I tried a fruit wine once. It peared perfectly with my meal that night.