I like bananas a bunch

It rained coins here too, but we only got a quarter inch.

Is that what the Beatles’ song Penny Rain was about?

I guess it’s dime for a change.

That makes cents.

You mean it stinks?

That joke could be censored.

Exactly. I’m sure some people are pretty incensed about it.

Maybe they’ll throw a Roma tomato.

That’s odorly ridiculous.

In fact, it stinks!

It doesn’t stink as bad as the now shuttered ol’ factory did.

I think that was because of the ore they were smelting.

If you really want to find a better way to smelt aluminum, you have to think outside the bauxite.

Smelting is a fishy enterprise.

Sure, but while the gross is great, you can still net a lot.

You’d have to cast lots of nets to net a lot, unless the net is vast or the lot’s a spot.

What is the sound of one castanet clapping?

I don’t know but I’m sure that it would come in quite handy, if you’re playing the sound of silence.

Anything that comes in handy gets a thumbs up from me.

Handy didn’t write Sounds of Silence. Handy wrote St. Louis Blues. (And here’s hoping we don’t restart the handy-D’Indy meme again.)