An in opportune time for a brown out.
Does sitting on the toilet too long wipe you out?
You’re really on a roll.
I can’t hang with you all. I’m pooped.
I can tell, you really look flushed.
Looks like this thread has stalled.
Perhaps the engines that were driving it ran out of gas.
I wish I hadn’t borrowed your spare tire. I’m still ticked about the flat you lent.
Hey this thread my be going a little flat, but we’ll get it back on track. No Pressure.
I’m sure we can squeeze out a few more.
Only if you’ve got time to spare.
Just jack me up and I’ll be ready to go.
Lug those nuts.
You can’t be torqued out of anything, can you?
Well, that gives the conversation a whole new twist.
You shouldn’t take a job changing tires if you have a hard time taking turns.
Do we never tire of tire puns in this tread?
A local gas station started charging money just to put air in your tires. When I commented that this had been free for decades, the attendant just looked at me and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
Saw some tires at that station that were 'way too expensive, but they said they got great wear at turnpike speeds. Hey, I said, that’s highway rubbery.
I asked my physician why he hit people on the knee with that little rubber-headed hammer. He said, “Just for kicks.”