I asked an amputee how his life was going. He answered, “Well, I can’t kick.”
I asked a man with a stutter what word was the hardest for him. He said, "It’s hard to say.”
Did you hear that Daws Butler, the original voice of Yogi, later developed a stutter? It bears repeating.
Is it true that Yogi’s pal was originally just called “Boo?”
There was a tragic Peek-a-Boo accident at the local kindergarten. All involved were rushed to the ICU.
I like to calm down with New Age music. It gets me yawny.
Enya just know that New Age music is great to relax to.
New Age would be nice. I’m thinking 28 years old would be fine by me.
Whenever I listen to New Age, I start getting Yanni.
Funny how your new age always goes up but your new wage might just be going down…
My employer says I’m paid by the hour, so why is my paycheck so minute?
Seconded.
6:30 is the best time, hands down.
My carpenter friend brought me a single plank of wood at 5 o’clock yesterday. I was livid! He’d told me he’d bring me 2 by 4.
Talk lumber and I’m immediately board.
I bet on a horse at 10 to 1. Damn nag didn’t cross the finish line until 3:30.
When my wife makes Irish stew she only puts 239 beans in it. One more bean would make it too farty.
You should load it up with beans, given the rising cost of gas.
One time I tried eating baked beans through my nose, in Heinz sight it was a terrible decision.
“Next time, try Bush’s,” he said with a shrub.