I truly enjoy it. I wish it happened more. Nothing like insulting my intelligence to make my day, that’s for sure.
–Tim
Me, I like being covered in peanut butter (chunky or smooth, they both have their moments).
To each their own, I guess…
Homer, you dumb fuck, any particular incident this rant relates to?
According to the Concise Oxford Dictionary
“pan-der, n & v.i, & t. 1. Go-between in clandestine amours, procurer: one who ministers to evil designs.
2. v. i. Minister (to base passions, evil designs); (v. t.) act as ~ to ( person’s lust)”
You lucky bastard, how did you find someone willing to do all that for you? 
Coldfire, you worthless asshole, nothing in particular.
This post brought to you by Wal-Mart, Microsoft, Rambus Inc, Sony, RIAA, Backstreet Boys, Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Mtv, and Amazon.com in participation with McDonalds, *NSync, and Nike.
–Tim
So, is Homer your real name, or are you just a fan?
I’d be happy to pander to you–if only you would come to class…
DOG! Do not profane the name of Ms. Spears by mis-spelling it as it is typed by those stubby, hair-pelted appendages you call “fingers”.
I’m going to drive down there and kick your ass, then find all your friends and kick theirs as well! Then I’ll race you for pink slips, win, and refuse to accept your car as a “prize” out of pure spite and open mockery!
Then I’ll bribe your Spanish prof to make you read the hideous Don Quixote out loud to the class entirely in Spanish every day, just to make sure you stay in class!
I mean, you got Aguilera correct, but not “Britney”? I sense deep trouble at Chez Tim…
Do you know why I spelled it wrong? Because that’s how I spell my DOG’s name. (It really is.)
Okay, okay, Britney Spears is hot, too. She’s living the the Boner City skyscraper suite with Molly Ringwald. They flaunt around naked, watching movies and making out and massaging each other’s supple breasts… urk. Excuse me.
–Tim
Testing the troll waters again, Homer? This thread comes dangerously close in my estimation.
Oh, dear sweet Jesus Christ, first people jump on some 15-year-old kid for not typing properly, and continue to jump on him after he tries his best to do things the way everyone wants, and now we’ve got UncleBeer jumping into a perfectly normal thread to call it trolling. What the fuck crawled up everyone’s asses while I wasn’t paying attention? I mean, sure, this is The Pit, but can’t y’all save your ammo for something a bit more worthwhile?
[hijack]
Drain Bead…
DO you see NOW what happens when you are not around…
everything gets out of fucking control…
I know, I know, you’re busy…school, life, satan and all that…
but come on, a few more appearances with the whip and wit and all the numbnuts will be on their toes again…
[/hijack]
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Finals week and all. I won’t let it happen again.
And on a related note, can’t you people come up with an insult other than “fuckhead” to put in your thread titles? I like “dicknose,” but that’s just a personal preference.
actually, he was more of an asshead. He had a flat nose.
sorry to offend your creative senses.
UncleBeer, I sure hope your moderator hat is firmly OFF if you’re going to go around making wild, unfounded, baseless accusations. It doesn’t look too good on your part if you don’t, you know. You shouldn’t let your own personal vendettas creep into your duties. You do not like me, it is quite obvious, and you know what? I could not care less. But when you start letting your feelings about me taint your performance as a moderator on this board, THEN I have a problem with it. You don’t like my thread? Deal with it on a personal level, not a professional. Thanks.
–Tim
Well now, Tim. Unc did not give you any formal warning, he just made a comment about your OP. The fact that you state yourself that you “hope his moderator hat is off” ought to tell you that it is not right to conclude that he is making “unfounded, baseless assumptions” (in fact, he doesn’t assume anything). He’s merely commenting on the fact that you posted (yet another) completely useless OP. Why did you think I asked you (albeit with slightly more humour then Unc in this case) whether this thread was related to anything that happened to you?
Same reason.
I’d say Unc is doing exactly what you ask him to: dealing with your thread on a personal level rather than a professional.
[/Moderator hat firmly OFF]
What a pointless boring OP…
It seems to me that a moderator’s job would be to point out the trolls. Homer, you stupid little fuck, you’ve come in trying to get your ass roasted and then whined about it every time it happens. I’m newish here too, but when I got fried, I moved on. You’re just trying to start trouble. That’s called a troll, and whether a moderator calls you on it or a member, you’re still a little shit. Grow up and then come back. Otherwise I get the feeling that most of the people here don’t have time for you.
But that’s just my opinion.
Stof
Homer, If my post above was made in my moderator capacity, it would be readily apparent. I preface my moderator posts thusly: “Moderator’s Notes:” when necessary. Although I am a moderator, I also am a member. As such I’m entitled to express my opinions. If you think I was harsh here, check this post.
Can we get back to the op? Which is, namely, Pandering. As you may or may not know, I, too, enjoy a good bit of pandering. I am currently accepting submissions to be my personal panderer, should anyone be interested. 
See below.