…but today, while I was driving I saw a black pick-up truck. Stenciled across the side in very extravagant lettering was
O-BAM!-AAAAAH
energy drink
along with a picture of Obama’s face.
…sometimes, there are just no words.
Not Emeril’s?
I was waiting in line at Starbucks when I saw the New York Times had an article on Obama-related products released in time for the inauguration. Among the items mentioned in the article were “Obama sex toys.” I’m afraid to Google that.
Ya know, I like Obama a lot, I think he’s quite good-looking, but…sex toys?
Dude. That’s just wrong.
On the counter next to buttons and junk (yes they’re still selling them):
Obama condoms “Use With All Deliberate Haste”
I have a shot from a recent trip to Korea of an Obama poster (advertising a USA bar!) with him wearing an xmas hat. There were young Korean couples posing in front of it. Anyone want to host it for me so other people can see it??
Think of it as a bailout for your sperm.
I think the cheesy Obama-related product industry is going to be one of the most amusing parts of the next four to eight years. It used to just be t-shirts on the street, and then came the emails about commemorative coins and the infomercials about plates that didn’t even have the complete electoral vote count, and I’m sure there will be some great new crap after the inauguration.
You guys should see me in my Obama underoos!
My friends and I saw a commercial for the Obama commemorative coin collection, and it looked like somebody had just put an Obama sticker on a real coin.
Ha. You know, maybe you don’t like Obama as much as the next guy. The next guy may be a much bigger Obama fan than you realize.