I like pogo sticks.

I like pogo sticks. I’m damned good, too. I’ve done 500 in a row before, no stopping. The only reason I quit was because my ass muscles were on fire.

The only problem is all the pogo sticks I’ve ever seen are built for people about 5’ tall, and only hold up to 100 or so lbs.

Does anyone know of any larger pogo sticks available?

–Tim

Damn son, you had me worried there for a second. Saw that Thread title and just sat here for a second going, hmmm yeah otay. Here i was expecting something completely different then the OP. Whew, what a relief, and don’t ask what i was thinking.

Are you sure you didn’t hop into a campfire pit or stovetop or something alah “goofy”?

…rather then “your butt burning” for “pogo sticks”.

Somewhere someone got a kick out of a phrase I say a lot:

It’s quite a versatile quote really, it can be used in many situations.

Word to your mother: stilts.