“I like Santa.”
“I like the Wizard of Oz.”
Football? What’s a football???
Flick? Flick who?
You know, he’s a porn guy now.
You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!
“Don’t bother me… I… I’m thinking.”
'Tis the Season to be Jorry;
Fra-ra-ra-ra-ra, ra ra ra ra.
Not a fingah!
Show Mommy how the piggies eat
Fra-gi-le!
What in the bleedin’ 'ell?
The theme from Peter and the Wolf.
(and the look of confusion on 'punha’s face)
Oh Fuuuuuu-dge
What she said. Five times fast.
I repeat: what in the bleedin’ 'ell?
S. Claus. That’s my power suit. Yep, when I put it on, adults honk, children run up to me & teenagers try to pull the beard.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
a crummy commercial?? son of a bitch!
“C’mon Kid! You’re holdin’ up the line!”
“Ho. Ho. *HO.”