I Like Santa

“I like Santa.”

“I like the Wizard of Oz.”

Football? What’s a football???

Flick? Flick who?

You know, he’s a porn guy now.

You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!

“Don’t bother me… I… I’m thinking.”

'Tis the Season to be Jorry;
Fra-ra-ra-ra-ra, ra ra ra ra.

Not a fingah!

Show Mommy how the piggies eat

Fra-gi-le!

What in the bleedin’ 'ell?

The theme from Peter and the Wolf.

(and the look of confusion on 'punha’s face)

Oh Fuuuuuu-dge

What she said. Five times fast.

I repeat: what in the bleedin’ 'ell?

S. Claus. That’s my power suit. Yep, when I put it on, adults honk, children run up to me & teenagers try to pull the beard.

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

a crummy commercial?? son of a bitch!

“C’mon Kid! You’re holdin’ up the line!”

“Ho. Ho. *HO.”