I love Andy. Bad bad bad Beck speaks the whole truth

I reckon Old Granny Hawkins sound prit near jest like that a’talkin’!

I do.

Andy also recaps the Opera Carmen and the play Romeo and Juliet

Many of my relatives from Tennessee, Louisiana and Texas sound a lot like that too

Is it true what I’ve heard that Don Knotts in his day was quite the ladies man?

Carmen

Romeo and Juliet

That was a short courtship.

I’ve loved Andy for many years.
I’ve searched the world over and thought I found truelove…
Land spreading out so far and wide…
Kinfolks said, move away from there…

Oh wait confusing my hick TV programs.

Sorry.

Are you sure it isn’t Jed Clampett that you’re in love with?

I’m kinda fond of Jed.

I believe I will have another Big Orange.

Hotdog!!

Go with Jed. He’s got the money. Just make sure you get along with Granny.

~VOW

Ditto.

'Wreck, I feel your pain.

You’ve kinda got a “type”, doncha?

Seems I do.

Andy
Andy
Andy!

Beck, do you remember when Andy went to the Moon?

(FWIW, I loved that show when it was on TV in '79.)