I love Andy. Bad bad bad Beck speaks the whole truth

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve decided to be truthful. Deception is not my better ability.
Y’all may have noticed I spill my guts alot on the Dope.
I don’t pretend to understand why I do this. I just know I do it.

I must tell all.

There’s a channel on TV we watch alot. In the early afternoon there are 2 episodes of Andy Griffith.
I love, love, love Andy.

I know. I previously loved Matt Dillon. I had to break up with him. Kitty had her claws in him. The wench!

I have to say Helen Crump the school teacher has to go.
She’s just in my way.
Opie can go to boarding school. Aunt Bea can hang around. I like her cooking.

I love love love Andy.
He’s my favorite.

All-time favorite.

Be still my heart.

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Helen Crump was no doubt the biggest downer in the history of television.

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I can’t be the only one who thought this was about @iiandyiiii .

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Who says it isn’t?

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Could be.
I lurves me some babies.

Btw. How is your new baby @iiandyiiii ?

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Andy sings The Fishin’ Hole.

(I betcha didn’t know the theme song had lyrics.)

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Omg.

You just don’t know apropos that song is.
Crazy woo.

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I’ll never forget Helen’s speech to her niece about how sometimes girls need to intentionally lose to boys in sports so that you don’t damage their fragile egos.

I get that it was a different time. But even for then it seemed way over the top.

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Yeah. Opie got ‘schooled’ by that girl.

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Thanks for asking - my baby is wonderful; his status as the greatest baby in the world remains strong.

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Not only do I know the lyrics, I have a version by Henry Kaiser in my music library. It’s actually a rockin’ little tune! Zo There!

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Still remember the end of one episode. Opie was having some kind of trouble with a girl; everything works out in the end. Last scene of the show, Andy and Opie are sitting on the porch (or maybe in the kitchen), drinking a soda.

Opie: Ya know what I learned about girls?
Andy: What?
Opie: Nuthin’.
Andy: Me neither.

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What’s your opinion on Ellie Walker-- jealous of her, or she just wasn’t around long enough to be considered a serious rival?

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Matt Dillon???!!!

Gag me.

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Oh no. Matt Dillon is the bomb.
He just kills too many men.
Andy doesn’t even carry a gun.

Hey, I see a trend. I like lawmen.

Hmmm.

I may have to get stopped by my super Trooper-Mr. Meany-pants again.

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I hate to burst your bubble, Beck.

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:smiley:
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Festus: Matthew, are you goin’ after the Dalton gang, what kidnapped Miss Kitty?
Dillon: Yep.
Festus: Matthew, there’s fifty of 'em, and they got a Gattling gun!
Dillon: Yep.
Festus: Matthew, I like Miss Kitty a lot, but she’s just a lady of ill repute.
Dillon: Yep, but she’s the only one in town.

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oh, nevermind

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For Beck another aspect of Andy Griffith: