Couldn’t you just wear a shirt underneath? But don’t, please. I love the accidental halcyon days when the light and gravity meet just so, and a large breasted girl’s shirt gaps open and I catch a glimpse of it. Just do us all a favor and show off the twins!
Tell me there’s a point to moisturising them, because that shit is expensive for a tiny tub. And it smells bad and is horrible to sit in the cold with goo taking ages to dry in.
Male porn performers, apparently. For all the talk about and emphasis on big boobs on female porn performers, I’ve noticed that the male performers pay almost no attention to them once they’re exposed. It’s as if they come with little signs that say, “For Display Purposes Only”.
Try Palmer’s cocoa butter. Cheap, available at most UK supermarkets, smells awesome and it’s just as good a moisturiser as the expensive stuff. I’ve tried a lot of moisturisers- having chronic dry skin/eczema, and there’s not much real difference between the cheap and the £20 for that?! bar perfume.
No idea if it really helps with droopiness though- I’m not personally convinced anything does- though it does appear to help with stretch marks.
Hm, I’ll check for that next time I order groceries, thanks. I went and bought a £17 tub of stuff supposedly specifically for breasts from Lush.
Cripes, I guess I’m really lucky after all. I have small boobs so I don’t have to wear a bra, and I have oily skin so I don’t moisturize them (or anything else, actually).
If only I could go back in time to when I was 13 and the small boobs and greasy skin were the biggest tragedies of my life . . .
Speaking as a hetero male I agree, I found quite a few of those unattractive. Some very unattractive.
As for the main subject; as far as my tastes go as long as she doesn’t outright look like a boy a larger size is just a nice bonus, but IMHO a good shape is much more important.
One of the sexiest women it has ever been my pleasure to see naked, had basically a completely flat chest with just nipples.
30 years later, wow.
Joining the chorus of itty-bitty commitee fans.
Are you trying to be smart?
A saggy breast in micro gravity wouldn’t magically become perky. Gravity makes thing point to towards the ground, but it doesn’t make the skin too big…
I have done extensive breast size studies over the years and I have one conclusion: If you’ve seen a million, you’ve seen them all.
I would attempt ongoing studies but the conditions aren’t favorable.
But it does pull on things. Logically, I’d expect breasts in zero g to change shape a bit due to the lack of anything pulling them down against the natural elasticity of the skin. They’d reach a new equilibrium, although I don’t know how “perky” it would be.
Like my dear old dad used to say,
“More than a mouthful just goes to waste anyway”
I think he’s still saying it! Time for a tearful reunion?
I just wish that they grew on women’ backs instead of their fronts. Think of how much more fun dancing would be.
Me too. Never really had a preference and I’ve run the alphabet from A up to DDD (guessing).
In the interest of fighting ignorance, some guy compiled statistics of 10,000 porn stars to create this amazing infographic (warning: it’s hosted on a site called boobieblog which is definitely NSFW) which provides some interesting facts about the average porn star: Most female porn performers are brunettes and the most common bra size is 34B.
I remember seeing a cartoon once with a spaceman embracing an alien with four breasts, two in front, two in back. Quite (ahem) handy.
Is there going to be a corresponding thread about “I love having a small dick”?
I couldn’t contribute- I just want to not waste time opening it.
Don’t worry, it’s clearly evident you’re a big dick. Or a big asshole.
What a strange comment. You seem to be reading more into my post than was ever intended.
It’s good to see (mostly) support here. I feel a lot better about the issue.
I guess you don’t understand, Ciero or tim-n-va. I personally don’t care about a man’s size, but I’d be glad to see one that isn’t worried about it. That’s what I wanted to express with my thread. I am comfortable, nay, happy with a feature that’s often described as a “flaw” that needs fixing.
Just look in any swimwear or fashion article. Small bustlines are often spoken of as something that needs to be hidden, not accentuated. The goal is always to make the woman appear to have larger breasts, not showing off the neat, trim lines such a bustline creates. I resent that, since inevitably, if a woman has larger breasts, their section of the article is about showing them off in a tasteful way. Why can’t I show mine off? Why am I asked to add ruffles and frills to give the illusion of a larger size? Why am I asked to wear a padded bra? Why is there always a note of sympathy involved? It’s insulting.
I really think all women need to be making the most of what they have, not conforming to some tired standard. I feel that goes for every body part and facial feature.
If that’s bad or weird, well? I’m bad and weird, then.