Hell, put a Stop Payment on the first check and tell him to redo it gratis until he gets it right!
If he still can’t do it after two or three tries, then go to another sculptor. But don’t give the original a penny.
If he’s already spent the money, tough titties! Demand a refund, with interest!
OH GOD!
:eek::eek::eek:
Someone on Twitter said it looks like it was designed by R. Crumb
That’s funny, I can’t remember any movies that had Dolph Lundgren as a zombie in drag.
Looks like the sculptor used the Charlie Sheen head mold by mistake.
(scroll to the second and third pictures in the article)
The Scottie Pippen statue is hiding under your bed.
Not even with a spoonful of sugar, not even a truckload of cocaine.
At least the sculptor didn’t give it a boner, unlike that of Christiano Ronaldo.
The Mister Rogers statue looks like it was made out of a bunch of turds squashed together.
It just doesn’t look like her. It looks like someone else, I’m not sure who.
The Fonz statue, the Mr. Rogers statue, the MTM statue, actually evoke the characters and actors. This Lucy statue fails at that.
This is what I was thinking. Or the episode where Lucy is learning how to sculpt and pretends to be a bust of herself when Ricky brings some bigwig to the apartment.
If the MTM piece didn’t include the hat throw I would think it was Martha Stewart.
At least the other statues linked in this thread look human. :eek:
ETA: the Mr. Rogers statute looks corroded as hell though.
I thought Jimmy Carter with a bad haircut.
I thought it looked like a demented David Bowie. It’s the teeth and pompadour.
This one does … eew.
Instead of removing all the barnacles, they just painted over them.
Also, I think the Lucy sculptor was in the pocket of Vivian Vance’s estate.
free fix and apology.
‘Scary’ Lucille Ball Artist Apologizes: It Is “By Far My Most Unsettling Sculpture”
Lucy as Weeping Angel.
“Fred… Ethel… Wha’ever you do… Don’t BLINK!”
Serves him right for all those people he killed in Vietnam.
(I know! I know!)
Yeah, he must have been loopy on Vitameatavegamine. He definitely has some ‘splainin’ to do.
