I love my calico cat but....

When she wants in the house she hangs on my window screens to get my attention. She is tearing holes in them. Anyone got any helpful suggestions?

A cat door?
Crack the window a bit so that s/he can holler at you?
Most of mine have figured out that you either get stuck on the screen wire or you fall off.

Sturdier screens.

You could electrify the screens.

Just kidding.

I was thinking about that again today; my cats quickly determined that 1) They can’t get in throught the window with that thing on it and 2) Daddy gets really, really hacked off when they try.

Aha, another cat post!
Only one thing to do. Let her in as soon as she tells you to. You’ll still have holes, but they’ll be smaller.