So tonight I decided to spend my evening pursuing a most noble hobby: the transfer of pornographic files from the Internet to my hard drive. Perfectly legal now that I’m 18, and vital to what I call my involuntary celibacy. I found a title that piqued my curiosity and decided to commence the transferral.
The connection began at a slow 1 KB/sec and occasionally bumped up to 2 KB/sec. But after a minute it skyrocketed to an amazing 500 KB/sec and five minutes later I was in possession of a 70 MB .avi file. :eek: Victory is mine!