I love my love with an A...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I love my love with an N because she is Naughty.

I hate her because she is Nasty.

I feed her on Nectarines and Nachos.

Her name is Nora, and she lives in Nigeria.

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I love my love with an O because he is original.

I hate my love because he is obnoxious.

I feed him on Oranges and Octopus

His name is Owen and he lives in Ontario

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I love my love with a P…

because he is Philosophical.

I hate him because he is Paranoid.

I feed him on Peanuts and Pizza.

His name is Phillip and he lives in Peru.

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I love my love with a P because he is perfect
I hate him with a P because he is pompous
I feed him on pomegranite and peppermint
His name is Patrick, he lives in Portland

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I love my love with a Q because he is Quirky.
I hate him with a Q because he is Quarrelsome.
I feed him on Quiche and Quinine.
His name is Quintus, he lives in Qatar.

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I love my love with an R…
because he is relaxed
I hate him with an R because he is rambunctious
I feed him with Raisins and Relish
His name is Richard, and he lives in Richmond

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I love my love with an S…
because she is Sensuous.

I hate her because she is Sinful.

I feed her on Steak and Sushi.

Her name is Stephanie, and she lives in St. Louis.

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love my love with an S…

I love her because she is Sweet.
I don’t hate her because she is Snarky.
I feed her with Salmon and Salsa.
Her name is Samantha and she lives in Singapore.

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I love my love with a T…

He is totally tantalizing…

I don’t hate him because he is torchy.

I feed him with temupra and tortellini,

His name is Terrance and he lives in Torrance.

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I love my love with a U…

She is very Unconventional (in bed)

I hate her because she is a Urologist

I feed her on Umber and Underware

Her name is UnKnown and Underground
(lame, my first attempt, sorry)

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I love my love with a U…

…because he is urbane.

I hate him because he is unctuous.

I feed him with unagi and ugli fruit,

His name is Umberto and he lives in Utrecht.

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… because he is unusual.

I hate him because he is unrefined.

I feed him on Umbar Pride Soup and unflavored gelatin.

His name is Ukulele Ike and he lives in an underpass.

Enjoy,
Steven

On Preview: Saw the others, think this one is worth posting anyway. :wink:

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I love my love with a V…

Because she Voluptuous and Vocal

I hate her because she is a Voyeur

I feed her Vittles and Vodka

Her name is Velma from Virginia

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I love my love with a W

Because she is Wacky and Wild

I hate her because she is a Worry-Wart

I feed her Wontons and Wabbits

Her name is Wilhelmina from Wichita

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I love my love with an X

Because he is xanthic.

I hate him because he is xeric.

I feed him xylem and xerophytes.

His name is Xavier and he lives in xyst in Xanthus.

And you bet I availed my self of a dictionary. So sue me.

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I love my love with a Y

Because he is yummy.

I hate him because he is yellow.

I feed him yams and yucca.

His name is Yvon, and he lives in Ypres.

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I love my love with an Z

Because he is zesty.

I hate him because he is a zealot.

I feed him Zantac and zweiback.

His name is Zeus and he lives on Zyzzyx Road.

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I love my love with a 1

Because she is 1derful.

I hate her because she has 1derlust.

I feed her 1tons and Pepsi 1.

Her name is 1da and she lives in 1derland.

What?

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I love my love with a 2

Because he is 2neful

I hate him because he is 2 faced

I feed him 2rnips and 2na

His name is S2 and he lives in 2nisia

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I love my love with a 3

Because she is 3mendous

I hate her because she wants to 3pan me

I feed her 3’s and en3’s

Her name is 3na she lives in 3poli