I love my love with a 4
Because he is good at 4play
I don’t hate him because he is 4ceful.
I feed him 4scemeat (look it up it’s a real food) and 4bidden fruits
His name is 4est and he lives in 4tson
The 4play part is the truth…WOOF!
I love my love with a 4
because he is 4ceful
I hate him because he is a 4nicator
I feed him 4tune cookies and 4x beer
His name is 4ster and he lives in 4besville
I love my love with a 5
because he is 5vacious.
I hate him because he is a compulsive 5er.
iIfeed him on 5 bean soup and 5 alarm chili.
His name is 5or and he lives on a 5land.
I love my love with a 6 …
because he is 6y.
I hate him because he can’t play the 6ophone.
I feed him on 6ex Strong Ale and 6otash.
His name is 6tus and he lives in 6ony.
I love my love with a 5
because she is sus5t (french)
I hate her because she wears 5-5 boots (japaneese)
I feed her 5cheese (english) 5za(czech)
her name is 5L and she lives in 5-natii (spanish)
oooo a little bit late while I was writing
explaining language…
5 in japaneese is ‘go’
5 in Czech is ‘pe-yet’
5 in Spanish ‘sink-o’
5 in French is ‘saank’
I love my love with a 7 because…
She is so 7handed,
I don’t hate her for being 7th Day Adventist ( had to ! :eek: )
I take her to 76’ers games and feed her 7 layer Mexican Dip,
Then we go to 7ven Nykvist films. 
Her name is 7tina, and she lives at 77th street and 7th avenue.
I love my love with an 8 because…
she’s sooo 8venturous…
I hate her 'cos she’s always l8…
I feed her 8chelados and pot-8-os…
Her name is 8riana and she lives in 8taly!
I love my love with a 9
because she’s so be9.
I hate her cuz she’s like strich9.
I feed her K9 krunchies and love potion number 9.
Her name is Clement9 and she lives in forty9er country.
I love my love with a 10
because she’s so a10tive and 10der
I hate her because she beats me at 10nis
I feed her 10ch and 10tacles
Her name is Kry10 and she lives in 10nessee.