I Love My New Bed - Rhymes with 'Semper Deetik'

This is a very expensive bed. I held off buying one for many years. Then a friend of mine bought one. I waited another year to see if he and his wife still liked it. They did. When I heard that this bed was going to rise in price next month; I took the plunge and bought one.

I love it!

No more back pain upon arising.
Wonderful, enveloping comfort.
Silly looking pillows doing just the right thing.
Dog likes it, too.

But cheesy ads all the same - what the hell is the ‘Space Agency’?

The only trouble is - I don’t want to leave its warm arms in the AM.

Oh, to lay forever in its loving arms and have sammiches delivered to me magically!

Sigh

If your dog approves, then it must be ok!
I secretly have always wanted a Craft Matic Adjustable Bed. Then I could tell my husband to go blow himself and watch him be able to do so at the press of a button! Hell, I’d make my own job obselete. :smiley:

I have a 3" topper made of the same material as the…um…“Semper Deetik.” It’s absolute bliss. And far cheaper that the…ah…“Semper Deetik.”

Dear Fritz, you are undoubtedly one of the quasi-humans who can exist with less than 24 hours of sleep per day. I say huzzah to you!

But we real meat-humans must sleep our lives away, and Semper Teedik does it for me.

In this manner will our Sleep Overlords lead us to distraction.

Distraction is the future. Embrace it. In your sleep.

Mr. Athena and I must be the only two people in the world who hated our Tem… I mean, Semper Deetik mattress. Got the thing, laid down on it. Looked at each other and said “Um, is this concrete we’re laying on?” Figured we should sleep on it for a few weeks. 3 weeks later, still hate it. Thank God for money back guarantees!

I wanted to try the Semper Deetik bed, but I thought the price was outrageous. I heartily recommend a “topper” of the same material over a good mattress.
You’ll need deeper sheets, but Alonzo John Blitz nailed it - it’s like sleeping on a cloud, with perfect support. I really don’t want to leave its warm embrace. Alas, I must work every now and again, and must fetch my own sammitches.

Email me for the site that I bought mine - quite reasonable price and great quality.

I recently got a 3" memory foam mattress topper, and I haven’t woken up with hip pain at all since I started sleeping on it. I was considering the Semper Deetik, but was in so much pain that I needed a quick and cheap fix, and it definitely did the trick. I may buy the full-blown version when I eventually buy a new mattress.

Why can’t we say the brand name?

You can’t say the brand name cause then the Mattress Police would arrest you.

I want to know if the Semper Whatsit is cool to sleep on in the summer.

Now i’ve got to get into the fish tank and sing…

“and did those feet, in ancient times, walk up on England’s mountains green…”

(it does mean when he says a bed is two foot long, it is in fact, sixty feet long)