I prefer photographs of tits myself. Here are some pictures:
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(chorus)
I like nipples. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like nipples. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
asses too rough, prostitutes costs too much, vagina puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like nipples
(he likes nipples)
/needs to get a life…
I just checked out Milla’s breasts/nipples… They look like my grandpa’s. Except his boobs are slightly bigger.
I don’t know abpout nipples, but extra belly buttons wind up in the Navel Reserve.
Titmouse, Supernumerary Nipple Anomaly and Nipple have all just gone onto my list of possible passwords & character names. God, I love this place.
Not revealing possible passwords has just gone into my list of bright ideas.
Joking, joking… 
I agree that nipples are pretty great. They’re fun to smooch.
8 types…hmmmm…hard to do without visual aids…but I’ll try.
Type One - Nickel-sized man-nipples.
Type Two - Quarter to half-dollar sized man-nipples
Type Three - The nipples that take over the whole business end of the breast
Type Four - Type One or Two with a secondary arc to them. Kinda like you were pushing them out with your finger from within
Type Five - Puffies
Type Six - Pointies/Pencil Erasers
Type seven - Inverted
Type eight - Anything that doesn’t fit the above. Fans of 70s porn will remember Kandi Barbour. Her nipples looked like full-sized marshmallows.
This is a lot easier to do with a stack of Playboys and such for reference. “No, not that one…that one!”
(work safe)
Nipples… yes please
[Latka Gravis]Thank you very much[/LG]
Yes!!
The worst pair of nipples I’ve ever seen were WONDERFUL.
It’s a terrible, terrible state of affairs that this hasn’t been addressed yet in this thread. And I like talking about Kirsten Dunst’s nipples. The important points are in the scene in the rain, before the inverted kiss (which is also very hot). She’s fully clothed, but her shirt is white cotton, and she’s apparently not wearing a bra. So you get that clingy effect, with a little bit of translucency.
And may I also say that if each of her breasts is worth a quarter the price of admission, her eyes are enough to justify the other half. Since this isn’t even all of Kirsten Dunst, it should be quite apparent that the movie is worthwhile.
I just had my first Straight Dope sequential thread title experience: “I love nipples” followed by “Another Doper photo thread.” I was so hoping…
I like those nippleless ones, the little round ones that hang low…
And are hairy…
Er… wait. Wrong thread. I like balls.
hangs head and trudges out
But, do you like BIG balls?
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Yes! Those are my favourite!
That is a bit of brilliance, where did you get it? I want to print it out and stick in on the refrigerator!
That be AC/DC’s Big Balls.
Clearly you are unaware of the Australian wonder that was Bonn Scott. Former lead singer of AC/DC until his death, now replaced by Brian Johnson, who’s pretty good, but no Bonn Scott.
:smack:
My Dad loves AC/DC…
I’ll never look at him the same again…
Ah, I’ll eventually get over it. I got over his love of Devo.