Considering that all of AC/DC’s songs are full of sexual innuendo, that’s pretty funny.
Hey, Cuckoo, I was going to send you the “Nipple Gallery” link that my friend gave me, but the email addy you have on here doesn’t seem to be working. Shoot me an email and I’ll be glad to send you the link.
Boy, have you found your home on the Internet. 
( I’m also jealous cause I wanna get hugged by Kier Dullea 
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Cartooniverse, an enthusiastic nipple fan for over 40 years !!!
Funny, I just said today, “You know, I do love a good nipple.”
Of course, I was talking about plumbing, and a six-inch by 3/4-inch nipple was all that we could find to get our chlorinator working. Made my (business) partner giggle like a little girl though.
Ahh, the dreaded outdated email address problem. That email address was almost 4 years out of date! Fixed now…I gladly accept any and all things nipply. Thanks!
We need a Titmouse smiley now. That’s funny when you aren’t high!
He he… ballpoint boob art. 
:: Eyes glaze over ::
Mmmm… niples…
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:: Snaps out of it ::
Gnah! Blh! Eh! Yes, well, er… uh… carry on. Nothing to nipple he-! er! Imean! see! Nothing to see here!
Carry on.
Brother! I’ve finally found you after all these long lost years!!
Say, if you’re sending out that link, I wouldn’t mind taking a look!
Here is one of my favorite clothed nipple pics of all time (work-safe).
Nipples. Are they still just for breakfast, or not any more?
That settles it, pinkfreud is my new favorite Doper.
I once read that when women have had to have breast reconstruction surgery they would sometimes remove the nipple and temporarily sew it on another part of the body, like the hip. How weird would it be to have a hip nipple? Would having your hip nipple exposed in public be considered indecent? Would the hip nipple cause men much confusion? How fun is it to say “hip nipple”?
The worst pair I saw were on the best pair of tits I’ve ever seen (awful because they were inverted, what do I do with them?)
Not to change the topic, but when are nipples TOO big?
When you can’t get them into the car, even with the door wide open and the seat pushed way back. Maybe.
Thank you.
I, for one, love man-nipples. Especially if they’re pierced. drools
Unfortunately, most men (in my experience) don’t like me paying attention to their nipples. Curses! You have two cute little bundles of nerve endings right there, and you want me to pretend they don’t exist?!? Humph. pouts
<------------- proud to be in the minority. Love love love love having my nipples attended to. Lightly, not so lightly, whatever the moment demands.
Cartooniverse, owner of manboobs and accompanying nipples.
My pleasure!
That “nippleless” picture reminded me of one of my most embarassing teenage moments…
It was about eighth grade, or the summer before high school. I was at a friend’s house watching a movie. I was watching it very intently, she and an older boy (who I had a slight crush on) from across the street were chatting in the background. They started asking me questions, one after the other, until I started answering without thinking. I was wrapped up in the movie. All of a sudden, they start laughing like they’d just heard the funniest joke ever, so I finally turn around and ask just what is so funny?
She replies in between cackles “We asked you if you had nipples… and you said NO!”
It took me at LEAST the rest of the summer to live that one down. Although i’m fairly sure I was still hearing it during high school…*
One of my ex boyfriends has nipples that are literally no bigger than a dime. Areola and all. I’ve never seen anything like it on a man.
My current boyfriend has a weird/split left nipple from someone pulling his ring out. He’s still ubersexy though.
I like the term “superfluous third nipple”.
*And yes, for the record, I have nipples, and I wear them proudly. Turkey’s done!
On behalf of all of us nipple lovers, allow me to say, “Thank you”. Your pride is our pleasure (or something like that).
