The female breast is one of nature’s exquisite successes, and in my experience (both personal and pornographic), the nipple thereon appears in near infinite variety. Big ones, small ones, long ones, short ones, pink ones, brown ones, we love them all and marvel at their diversity.
Ladies, it is time to find out where you fall on the spectrum of nipply goodness. Help us quantify the sublime and add to the sum of human knowledge! Modesty prevails, so this is an anonymous poll to encourage your participation.
This poll is specifically about nipples, so no other breasticle dimensions are necessary. Please select one choice in each category. In the event your nipples fall somewhere outside the choices offered in each category, please just do your best and pick the closest selection. For the purposes of this poll, “aroused” includes cold weather, silk pajamas or anything else that turns on the high beams. Comments encouraged.
But certainly more creepy. It’s the detail in the options (not to mention the enthusiasm in the OP) that really pushes it past the edge of acceptable, to me. 35 multiple choice poll options. And not one of them was “None of your fucking business”. Poor form…
What really pushes it from “weird SDMB poll about nipples” to “creepy weirdo poll”, for me, is the unaroused vs aroused nipple measurements. What, does the OP want us to sit here and play with our tits and then whip out a ruler?