See now, the number of guys I know for whom that describes “Saturday” (measuring penis rather than nipples) means I think that’s exactly what the OP expects.
Not all guys obviously. Just enough to make it possible.
I can’t wait for the “How big is your nut sack?” poll!
From the original thread:
And I see so far my prediction continues to hold true :D.
What’s next?
My cat voted, and she checked off every box.
Your cat has 35 nipples? Wow! :eek:
Speaker as a poster, not a moderator … there are some things that are just none of your damn business.
This thread strikes me as a bad idea. Given some of the threads I’ve started and my general lack of common sense, that’s really saying something.
Dude, the whole internet is right there. Go collect your own data.
Christ…I am amazed people are actually answering this one.
For shit’s sake, Fear Itself. There’s plenty of porn sites out there.
I’m so far from being a prude that I’ve visited nudist camps, resorts and so on hundreds of times. But this is weird and creepy and I’d feel like I was giving the OP something to whack off to. Yuck.
I don’t think the answers are serious. Mine weren’t.
Still, with thread number 2, no friggin way.
Me either!
Ohhhh, three brown ones! Oh yeah-- two are between 1/2 and 3/4 inches while unaroused!! Oh, oh, ohhhh! Oh yeah…please…don’t stop…voting!
Sorry, I couldn’t help but visualize what whacking off to poll results might look like.
If you’re thinking of making this poll, don’t forget to include such elements as the degree of shriveled-ness, the size differential between the left and right nut, and the amount of hang (i.e. low-hangers or high-risers?). It’s these kinds of fascinating details that really make these polls shine.
:D:D
Sorry.
I’d say hairyness is an important factor too.
Good call! Natural hairiness, plus is the hair left to grow wild, trimmed, or shaved? (As Dave Chapelle would put it, “Smooth like eggs, bitches!”)
Tell me about it.
Hey, can I be the first to vote on the dimensions of my schlong in the next poll?